Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.– Marquis de Sade (via historysaidwhat)
And I was like… Why are you so obsessed with me?– Helen of Troy (via historysaidwhat)
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If God had an iPod I’d be on his playlist.– Mozart (via historysaidwhat)
I wish I could watch fanfiction
fujiidom: charadesninja / (via unalike)
Employing the logic our society uses concerning...
bastardfromabasket: Anyone talking is asking to be interrupted. Anyone carrying money is asking to be robbed. Anyone eating is asking to choke. Anyone drinking is asking to be drugged. Anyone walking is asking to be tripped. Anyone with a face is asking to be punched. Anyone with a heart is asking for a heart attack. Anyone with arteries is asking for an aneurysm. Anyone not wearing a...